做作业的指导方针 Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork

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A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork

  My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.

  Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide;

  Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment;

  Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

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  assignment 作业 mean 低劣的 snack 小吃 TV guide 电视指南

  有关青少年的一则笑话——做作业的指导方针

  我的学校有一项针对作业的政策。学生每天晚上做作业的时间不应该超过九十分钟。以下

  就是我如何为完成作业而使用这九十分钟的。

  花十五分钟找作业;

  花十一分钟打电话向同学问作业;

  花二十三分 钟抱怨 老师为什么总是那么讨厌,为什么不喜欢我们这些十几岁的孩子;

  花八分钟在洗手间里;

  花十分钟找小吃;

  花七分钟查看电视节目预告;

  花六分钟告诉父母,老师从没解释过所布置的作业;